OH MY GOD A SUDDEN WAVE OF NOSTALGIA HAS DROWNED ME WHAT IS THIS FROM I NEED TO KNOW.
Oh my god.
Out of the Box.
That was my shit back in the day.
GOD BLESS YOU
ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
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→Things You Didn't Know About Dreams
One time my best friend dreamt I was a Nazi and killed all of his family. He was afraid to talk to me for a solid day. I was like… watI only dream of the future… And sadness.
“Women’s dreams are usually set indoors, are more friendly and positive and involve emotional situations with people they know and care for.”
The fuck? I never have happy indoor dreams. I think this proves I was supposed to be a boy.My nightmares are always holocaust related
My dreams involve living on farms with people I hate while in search of something. The thing changes every time.
My dreams are usually one of three things: War, sex, or flying.
My dreams usually involve homicidal Oompa Loompas
Many of my dreams take place on some abstract plane of space-time where normal rules of reality (especially physics) do not apply. Soooooo….
I have a lot of dreams about zombies and they’re always terrifying.
how about instead of “all body types are beautiful” we say “beauty is extremely subjective and fleeting and doesn’t determine your worth and you don’t owe attractiveness to anyone so why don’t you focus on something important like being a worthwhile human being”
sounds more sincere.
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I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter
I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious
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